Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Count Sprackula

An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.

Man, did you see Count Sprackula lurking in the woods? I think that's where his lab is.

by pjilbs July 16, 2006

Bed Count

The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.

Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

Count Fagula

The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.

Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires

by bosoxfan1990 May 16, 2010

card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.

Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.

by "Goats" March 29, 2005

Count Fagula

A person who dresses in the vamp fad. Derogatory.

"Look at all those little Count Fagula 5th graders"
"They just look emo to me"

by oRANGuTANG3ooo September 4, 2009

Count duku

a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.

dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.

by Michael Langdon February 26, 2005