Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.
Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.
Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.
Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.
2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.
by pjilbs July 08, 2006
The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007
by bosoxfan1990 May 14, 2010
A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.
by "Goats" March 29, 2005
by oRANGuTANG3ooo September 05, 2009
a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.
dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.
by Michael Langdon February 26, 2005