Gaming Coma

When someone spends pro-longed periods doing nothing in their spare time other than playing video games. This can be anything from a few days up to several months.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Dave? He was supposed to go see the film with us the other day.

Person 2: Not likely. He's been in a gaming coma all week.

by penfy May 9, 2010

Sugar Coma

The mad crash that happens after a sugar high. Some might say a 'Diabetic Coma'

Shit son, after them 6 sodas and a half-hour I went into a sugar coma

by The Groobs! AKA The Hans! October 25, 2010

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

Bona Coma

when ur girl is so damn hot that every time ur with her she gives u a boner, but u get so many boners that you go into a coma.

Syd ur gonna put me into a Bona Coma!!!

by Big Dick Mitchell August 26, 2019

gamer's coma

It's the period of time spent in deep sleep after playing a video game nonstop for many hours. Leaving them unawakable until mid afternoon.

Billy's missed his bus to school. Oh, he's in a gamer's coma after playing video games till early morning.

by ichigo333 December 23, 2008

Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.

I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.

by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009