clit

Subjective version of dick. Someone who stays off in their own little world and reacts hyper-sensitively to everyone. A clit is sheltered and defensive. They pout all the time and are never assertive, and are either always on edge or completely aloof. They take everything as a personal insult. You have to pry everything from these people, as they will always try to get you to come to them as a form of power trip.

They are almost always coworkers, as they don’t socialize, but they can also be a family member.

Jennifer: man, Dave is being such a clit.

Adam: I know, he broods by himself all day. I can tell he wants me to ask what’s wrong. There’s no way I’m falling for that trick!

Jennifer: yeah, that’s a classic clit move. It’s like, a power thing. He wants to make his bad mood everyone else’s responsibility.

Adam: and if you DO get suckered into sympathizing, he tries to make you feel guilty for some reason and gets all overly reactive.

Jennifer: wow, what a clit.

Adam: yeah, let’s not be clits.

Jennifer: agreed.

by Sploffo the Clown May 26, 2020

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clit paper

The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.

I found some of my girlfriend's clit paper on the floor again….

by Tallyguy43 August 05, 2014

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