churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017

Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.

If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.

by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022

hershey churn

when you pop a viagra, take a crap in someones mouth then stur it with your dick.

I'm gonna hershey churn you in your sleep!

by crazy lynal March 28, 2008

Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.

After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.

by PudPounder June 17, 2022

Green Bay butter churned

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023