sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS
sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.
sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
Get the Chrissy wake up mug.Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
by Greg man August 16, 2023
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by @kippindybops April 12, 2024
Get the chrissy mug.A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
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Chrissy is kind and careing
by Larsy_5892 July 11, 2022
Get the Chrissy mug.A Chrissy is an amazing friend who is kind and caring but will stand up to you and for you she is an animal lover and a great person
Chrissy is an animal lover
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