buttery

The layer of sloppy bodyfat that accumulates when a person is 15-20 lbs. over weight, especially around the midsection.

"Dude, Josh better put his shirt back on, he's looking all buttery and shit since he stopped working out and started drinking again".

by Johnny Ski June 5, 2007

Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

Buttweasel

your fat momma

I buttfucked your moter last night,and she was the nastiest buttweasel that I ever rooted!

by sancho pancho August 21, 2003

buttward

The direction of a persons butt

Chick: You were just checking out my butt
Guy: No I wasn't, I was just looking in your buttward direction, and your pink phone in your butt pocket caught my attention

by HannibalDoc January 12, 2012

South End Buttery

licking butter off someone's buttie-hole

always boy on boy

he took a bagel, rubbed it butter-side-down on his boyfriends butt and then gave him the south end buttery

by Allie Mac April 3, 2009

Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

buttery

You just have been defeated in a manner that you will be ashamed of for the rest of your life.
Origin: A nineteen eighties pornographic scene where a stick of butter went up the wrong end.

"You got beaten buttery!" or just "buttery!!!"

by spacerock45 May 3, 2006