wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall

damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.

by Master Baterer January 16, 2006

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

by M Albury September 26, 2012

gay buffet

A gay orgy with five or more dicks to eat.

Yo, Shoballz totally enjoyed the dicks from the gay buffet the other day.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

Buckle Buffer

Women seeking rodeo champions to have sex with them.

"Those girls are just a bunch of buckle buffers."

by BuckleBuffer69 January 26, 2017

Country Buffet

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

Bussy Buffer

Typically an extremely hot man

"That man right there is a certified bussy buffer'"
"He's so fine he could buff my bussy"
Brad pitt

by Cuntlord33 June 5, 2023