BUFF

This is a covert (somewhat ironic) acronym. Buff actually stands for "Big Ugly Fat Fuck". Be careful when using this acronym. Most big ugly fat fucks already know they're nasty. So if they hear you call them a buff, they may think you're just being sarcastic and using the nomitive sense and definition of buff (i.e. muscular). This word is most effectively used when identifying a big ugly fat fuck who actually thinks he's got a body to be proud of. See also BIF

Bill: (Casually walking down the street chatting with his friend, Ted. Bill spots some fat nasty down the way.)

Bill: "Hey, Ted. Look at that fat nasty dude over there."

Ted: "Yeah, that guy is BUFF"

by jonsdedbro January 26, 2010

buff

A house where men can visit prostitutes.

Tell your mum you have an appointment in a buff so we can get drunk!

by Frank993 November 24, 2007

buff

Men who take it up the assbut are very, very, very hot. Buff also has several other meanings.

Adam, you're so buff.

by Bufferdog February 08, 2005

buff

vampier shit.... bong

also vamper shit

by super pooch January 25, 2004

buff

Pubic hair on a male; the opposite of a muff.

Often referring to an excess of pubic hair.

Often a source of great male pride.

Lisa noticed that Clyde had a huge buff; his pubic hair looked like an afro.

or

"Shave my buff? Never!"

by Castrophemitch December 19, 2005

The Buff

Best Unsuspecting Family Friend

The person you want around when you are not getting along with your spouse. They are a good buffer, when the two of you are not talking. This is helpful when you are not able to talk with your spouse at the time. The buff gives you a break and may be able to smooth things over.

by One Who Needs Buff November 15, 2013

BUFFS

1.give head
2.to give oral sex
3.give brain

That bitch cristina BUFFS

by BABYKING 516 May 06, 2007