to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

budgetness

when somethings super cheap or lacks quality.

i hate the budgetness of your kitchen.
theres no goddamn spoons!

by dunner! November 26, 2008

budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.

One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.

by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 06, 2022

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 11, 2017

budget mode

A term used for a game show with a lot of Whammys, where many contestants are losing for a certain time, or otherwise have not enough money to give away.

James Holzhauer wins a lot in Jeopardy! that Wheel of Fortune is in budget mode.

by thegoodguy3221 January 18, 2024

budget burger

Often the cheapest burgers available at a supermarket, budget burgers are usually marketed under the store's own brand product range. The taste can vary, and is dependant upon a number of variables including cooking skill, brand, and moon phase.

Examples include:

Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers

<guest> dude, what are these made of?
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.

by mongoosander January 13, 2010