dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 07, 2010

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Bruising

Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions

"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"

by Big stank January 05, 2020

bruising booya

you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".

i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.

by ricky f baby January 26, 2011

Bruises

Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.

bruises... justice for reneé and lesbian sex

by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024