pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

Beef Cannons

Large scrumptious tits

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

beefhawk

to adjust oneself

Roger Clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.

by Earthling January 30, 2004

beef dinner for three

A specific type of pre-organised open air sexual encounter typical of the beats scene in Edinburgh, Scotland. Three men, normally a couple and a third participant known as "the beef" will meet at an arranged location in local parkland, often Arthur's seat.

Did you get a lot of beats last night James, or was it just a beef dinner for three you cocksucker?

by spacechief December 7, 2006

Beef Dip

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.

I was laying down with my head hanging over the bed and she surprised me with a BEEF DIP

by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017

Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.

Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

Nigga Beef

Chicken

"I'm hungry, let's go get some nigga beef."

by Tedd Banson January 20, 2009