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James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Blaine

Blaine is your cool but terrible math teacher. He loves to joke around and be sarcastic. He usually has some crazy hair. He cares about other people. When you get to know him, he is such a lovable person.
Do you know Blaine
Yes! He is so funny.
I know! what a great guy.
by Oliviaspamspeople December 19, 2018
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Blaine

Name of a man that cant get enough of waterfowl season and loves him some pbr
I saw blaine this weekend he was covered in blood and smelled of alchohol
by BADASSFISHERMAN1997 January 12, 2019
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blaine is not a savage unlike avery
by [av3] July 20, 2018
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Blaine

And complete mistake everyone hated and thinks is annoying
by Big_dadyy July 20, 2018
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