James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Blain

Gorgeous girl that you see and automatically want to become friends with. Her smile is golden She’s precious
that’s blain
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Blain

The mixture of brain and blend to signify that you have a lot of ways to out smart anyone
Too much sense in one blain
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Blain

Blain is a common name for the habesha girls so this goes out to y’all. She’s probably the most smartest and caring girl you can meet. Even tho she can be mean time to time she loves you with all her heart. She so pretty and beautiful and i’m pretty sure if you checked her phone you can see her dms filled with boys who wanna be with her. She cares for her friends like no other. She’s quiet at first when you meet her but on the inside she’s probably crazy. Loyal asf too.
Friend: “Blain what do u want from me”
Blain: “You won’t believe what happened
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