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Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Bauered

When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.
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Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop
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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
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Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter
Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot
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Bauer

Dude, that was so bauer!
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minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead
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