Sophie Bauer

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš
by Leroy Brown July 15, 2020
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Auer bauer

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh
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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
by Crazy Pelirrojo April 15, 2009
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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.
by sgraveyy February 03, 2020
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minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead
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Bauer Sesh

A marijuana smoking session which leads on to the wee hours of the morning, preferably out of a bong, and consumes many grams in one sitting.
Yo man I was tryin to fuckin catch a wink last night but steve just stayed up Bauer Seshin' beside me.
by Weed112 October 12, 2010
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Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.
Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.
by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023
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