To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006
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Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
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Person1: Yesterday, my friend broke the bro code. He played baseball instead of coming with me to the concert.
by Hofstadter February 10, 2010
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The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.
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The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.
UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro
Lax player Earns.....5$ a game
Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.
Who do the girls like now?
Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.
Who do the girls like now?
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A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.
Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"
Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"
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