Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism

To have sex with burning, dead puppies

"Steve": bob beleives in a Pyro-pedo-beaste-necrophilism
"Larry": those poor puppies

by catalyist613 August 29, 2009

beaster

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.

1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.

by darkmeat April 17, 2005

local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.

E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"

by The boob man March 12, 2015

blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

Blasted On

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010