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hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one
Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver
by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017
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Hijack the bus

Similar to โ€œthe bus driverโ€

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: โ€œhey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?โ€
by Bud driver August 18, 2022
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casually.hit.by.bus

Casually.hit.by.bus is so amazing and beautiful. A kind person to get to know and will stick with you till the end. They will also do anything for you.

even if it means that I get to bully her โ€œboyfriendโ€
Omg thatโ€™s such a casually.hit.by.bus moment
by @bringingawarenessnow June 3, 2021
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I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"
"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.
How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.
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