Those little round balls of dog crap that you find in your house when you have an Australian Shepherd dog. He goes outside like he's supposed to but little turds get caught up in his long fur and brought into the house for you to step on them in the middle of the night...
by tanker177 February 18, 2011
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Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.
Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.
"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.
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A native of Australia who joins your flat share and fucks shit up. Seems "quite sound" when you first meet, but as soon as their name's on the contract shit starts to go wrong:
- multiplication: get home from work and your flat is full of Aussies drinking lager, vomming in your toilet, and touching up bull dykes (known as Sheilas). Once Aussies have multiplied in your house, it is v hard to get rid of them.
- shit banter: Aussie banter is based on their supposed superiority to dumb Yanks, boring Poms, sheep shagging Kiwis, and anyone with brown skin. Still think they dominate most sports, despite this not being true.
- Ramsay Street Kitchen Nightmares: nobody in Australia has any taste or knows how to cook. Your kitchen will look like a load of 14-year-old boys moved in for a month. Signs include stacks of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and the smell of wanking coming from the sink.
- crime: Aussies are descended from convicts. The country has been a hotbed of crime since the days of Ned Kelly, and your Aussie flatmate is no different. As they have no taste (see above), they struggle to steal anything valuable, but your TV may get pawned.
- The Aussie goodbye: If you have managed to survive long enough to outstay your Aussie flatmate, you'll probably be treated to the Aussie goodbye. The classic version is to leave without paying a major bill, several months' rent, and with no forwarding address.
- multiplication: get home from work and your flat is full of Aussies drinking lager, vomming in your toilet, and touching up bull dykes (known as Sheilas). Once Aussies have multiplied in your house, it is v hard to get rid of them.
- shit banter: Aussie banter is based on their supposed superiority to dumb Yanks, boring Poms, sheep shagging Kiwis, and anyone with brown skin. Still think they dominate most sports, despite this not being true.
- Ramsay Street Kitchen Nightmares: nobody in Australia has any taste or knows how to cook. Your kitchen will look like a load of 14-year-old boys moved in for a month. Signs include stacks of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and the smell of wanking coming from the sink.
- crime: Aussies are descended from convicts. The country has been a hotbed of crime since the days of Ned Kelly, and your Aussie flatmate is no different. As they have no taste (see above), they struggle to steal anything valuable, but your TV may get pawned.
- The Aussie goodbye: If you have managed to survive long enough to outstay your Aussie flatmate, you'll probably be treated to the Aussie goodbye. The classic version is to leave without paying a major bill, several months' rent, and with no forwarding address.
Joe: Hi Brad, I've just got back from work. How was your day?
Brad: I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' HEAPS OF FACKIN' BEER YOU POMMY CUNT!
Joe: Oh that's good. I just noticed there's a naked, overweight, sunburnt woman passed out in my bed.
Brad: HAHA YES MATE, ME AND THE BOYS SPIT ROASTED LISA. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI.
Joe: Fuck, I hate having an Aussie flatmate.
Brad: I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' HEAPS OF FACKIN' BEER YOU POMMY CUNT!
Joe: Oh that's good. I just noticed there's a naked, overweight, sunburnt woman passed out in my bed.
Brad: HAHA YES MATE, ME AND THE BOYS SPIT ROASTED LISA. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI.
Joe: Fuck, I hate having an Aussie flatmate.
by Terry Tractorosis December 4, 2012
Get the Aussie flatmate mug.A sport played mostly in Australia. Aussie Rules is similar to Gaelic Football however Aussie Rules is played with a rugby shaped ball. Aussie Rules is sometimes referred to as Australian Football this leads to confusion as some NFL fans will think its like American Football
by Archie Tartan October 15, 2020
Get the Aussie Rules mug.A person, male (bloke) or female (sheila) from Australia. Known for their slang. (other countries can't understand it) Can talk the ear of a sink and will talk to everyone. always offers help, even to people who they don't know. even travlers from other countries. also swears a lot.
pom: excuse me can you tell me how to get to town.
aussie: sure, you take a f**king 212 bus and then you f**king get of on queen street.you got that mate?
pom: Thanks
Aussie: no problem mate.
aussie: sure, you take a f**king 212 bus and then you f**king get of on queen street.you got that mate?
pom: Thanks
Aussie: no problem mate.
by happyweirdo01 April 15, 2009
Get the Aussie mug.Another word for an Australian; a person usually living in Australia or whose parent/s are Australian. There are many stereotypes for Australians, such as them drinking too much beer, being dumb and ugly, all of them being farmers, living in the outback, riding kangaroos to school/work and having pet koalas, always wearing singlets and thongs (the shoes, that is!), using slang all the time, eating wombats and kangaroo, and overall being an idiot that nobody likes. Despite what many non-Australians might think (especially Americans), THIS IS NOT TRUE. While some Aussies may use slang, some may be farmers, and most drink beer, the majority of us are just like any other Western culture, such as in America or New Zealand.
Many great celebrities are also Australians, including Delta Goodrem, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Elle MacPherson, The Veronicas, Olivia Newton-John, Paul Hogan and Lleyton Hewitt.
Many great celebrities are also Australians, including Delta Goodrem, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Elle MacPherson, The Veronicas, Olivia Newton-John, Paul Hogan and Lleyton Hewitt.
This is a false stereotype of an Aussie -
Jacko: G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
Stevo: Bloody beaut idea, mate!
This is something more true-to-life -
Tom: Hey, Kate! How are ya?
Kate: Yeah, good. Have you seen Daniel around lately, by any chance?
Tom: Nah, not for a while. Didn't he say he was going to some party or something?
Kate: Yeah, you're probably right.
Jacko: G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
Stevo: Bloody beaut idea, mate!
This is something more true-to-life -
Tom: Hey, Kate! How are ya?
Kate: Yeah, good. Have you seen Daniel around lately, by any chance?
Tom: Nah, not for a while. Didn't he say he was going to some party or something?
Kate: Yeah, you're probably right.
by An Aussie named Elle May 11, 2008
Get the aussie mug.To make it more Australian or to change it in some way to resemble Australia by either changing the words to a song or poem etc to make it look or sound aussified.
I noticed an advertisement recently which had aussified "Summer Lovin" from Grease the movie. It's an ad for "aeroguard".
by Sui SK #1 November 24, 2010
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