awk

{noun} someone who has awkward tendencies

that girl who stands by the water fountain alone is such an awk.

by what'sittoya. January 1, 2012

Awks

shortened version of awkward bit spesh

thats sooooo awks

by Amelia Grove September 2, 2019

Awk Ab

when a person has an odd ab out. like a 7 pack or a 11 pack!

Wow kid. lets talk about an awk ab!

by awkotaco fan May 4, 2012

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012