Amish Siren

1.Swinging a cat.

2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.

3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.

An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.

by Mr BadWrench April 01, 2010

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

Amish Oval

When a circle jerk is performed without the use of lube or lotion. Only spit is allowed.

1:How was the circle jerk on Friday?
2:Dude it was an amish oval, my dick hurts!

by Tmuells July 01, 2021

Going Amish

1. Shaving the mustache from a full beard.

2. A beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.

3. Having facial hair that stereoscopically is associated with Amish people.

Why did Dan shave off his mustache? He looks... Amish.

He said he was going Amish, didn't you hear?

by the associate April 03, 2011

Amish windmill

When someone shits into a box fan.

Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.

by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019

Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.

“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”

by Bring’em Young February 07, 2019

Amish Sunrise

A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.

"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza

by macfyver July 04, 2020