Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
by Luis H. November 19, 2004
taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk,taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk, taking my almond for a walk
by Google eyeball June 23, 2020
The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
by rawrgirly1998 November 19, 2011
by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017
by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 28, 2021
A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.
And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 04, 2022
The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.
Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now
by larg November 28, 2020