Alley Vlogiannitis

Alley Vlogianntis is the name given to shitty soccer players. These types of soccer players tend to get injured a lot because they are just so small and bad. They are also very whiney and tend to act like a child. Alley's tend to be very short, around 5 feet.

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by james mclovinn November 15, 2010

alley fight

I knife fight in an alley that usually ends with a trip to the hospital

I bet $50 on the alley fight

by Timmyj96 January 26, 2014

bowling alley

A place where you can jack off pretty decent food....usually better than most fast food resturants.

12 year old fatso: Yeah I'm going to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac with my friends
Normal person: Come on faggot... the new bowling alley had just opened and their burgers just rock

by The Prepster August 29, 2007

diagon alley

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.

"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 26, 2009

cock-alley

the female genitals. (American Slang)

I slammed her cock-alley hard last night!

by skatefool October 29, 2005

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 02, 2016

vampire's alley

A bleeding vagina

I fucked her so hard blood poured out of her vampire's alley

by wiedman123 November 02, 2010