Clay Aiken

The guy who didn't win American Idol simply because Ruben is black. Face it, it's the truth. Now, I'm not a fan of either of them OR the show itself, but listen to Ruben's songs and then Clay's songs and honestly try to tell me with a straight face that Ruben deserved to win. Incidentally, the black community recently accused American Idol of being "racist" and "discriminatory" despite the fact that 2 out of three winners were black. Bullshit. "Sorry for 2004"? How bout "Sorry for rigging the contest"?

If not for Affirmitive Action, Clay Aiken would have won American Idol.

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 11, 2005

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Aiken

The process of taking a lad's laptop and changing his manly-man background, which usually consists of a chick in a bikini or a six foot thirteen hockey player, to a picture of the cute and cuddly Clay Aiken, American Idol 2002 runner-up.

This concept originated at De Smet Jesuit High School, located in the most dangerous city of the U.S.- St. Louis.

Matt: Mr. Traughberg left the room! Aiken him!
Mike: I don't have the sack to do that!
Edloe: I'll do it!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! FATTY WHOMPER!@!!!!#!@!@#

by Mr. Traughberg October 18, 2008

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ackenzi

ugly dumb bitch

“wow Ackenzi! you look so fucking ugly today!”

by hehdhaban June 1, 2020

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aikenized

the feeling one gets after thuding when watching, listening, or thinking of clay aiken

Oh Goodness, I need a thud mat. I'm so aikenized. That picture from the new photoshoot of the jeans on Clay's butt is so hot!

by Kati @ www.aikenized.com May 12, 2006

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Auken

- adjective
1. A quick combination of freaking awesome.
2. An exclamation of alarming/astonishing/daunting/dreadful/mind-blowing/stunning/striking/wondrous-ness.

Your facebook status is Auken!

by Master Bennett. January 11, 2009

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