Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
by Your Dude 67 January 22, 2021
When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023
When playing a drinking game, and someone 'accidentally' drinks when not supposed to, all players in the game must immediately pause what they are doing and partake in drinking while shouting 'ACCIDENTAL DRIIIIINK'
One may also call it out randomly without actually having taken an 'accidental drink'
One may also call it out randomly without actually having taken an 'accidental drink'
by JAC_ACT November 04, 2011
A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.
Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 23, 2018
person 1: situ feng and qingqing from accidentally in love in netflix are my otp!
person 2: i love them
person 2: i love them
by wingswings April 25, 2019
Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.
by Oops I did it again2 February 16, 2018
by Brainass June 07, 2021