All the self-appointed Sun Tzus and Napoleans who frequently comment on military threads or comment sections believing they know better than actual military generals and lash out against his so called "enemy commentators" when faced with an opposing argument.
Comment: "The U.S. Lend Lease was a major factor in WWII that helped save the Soviets."
Armchair General: "You obviously dont know anything. Russia would just move further east and lend lease was liek 0.0001% of ussr production. USA was coward, didnt help much, and only came when russia did all the dirty work."
Stalin: "Without the machines we received through Lend-Lease, we would have lost the war.” (His actual words)
Armchair General: "You obviously dont know anything. Russia would just move further east and lend lease was liek 0.0001% of ussr production. USA was coward, didnt help much, and only came when russia did all the dirty work."
Stalin: "Without the machines we received through Lend-Lease, we would have lost the war.” (His actual words)
by FactoryRTSDeveloper January 03, 2025
they scare me no cap. got attacked by a bunch of them for not stanning bts. called me a fake kpop stan for not stanning bts. I love bts. I hate army. I don't stan bts. simple.
ex:
person 1: yo these BTS armchairs are crazy
person 2: fr but shut up we don't wanna get attacked by them
Armchairs: WHATDIDHESAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: yo these BTS armchairs are crazy
person 2: fr but shut up we don't wanna get attacked by them
Armchairs: WHATDIDHESAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Lipshyunjin February 14, 2021
Armchair diagnoses is telling/diagnosing someone they have a mental disorder of some sort. Usually done by an armchair therapist
A: Janice told me I have ADHD because I shake my legs a lot, is that real?
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her
B: That's an armchair diagnose, don't trust her
by peachyxhua January 29, 2024
1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.
2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.
2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.
We are doing the best we can, stop being armchair developers.
"The armchair developers on this internet."
"The armchair developers on this internet."
by Wayback Machine April 19, 2022
A person who tries to solve real life crimes by finding evidence exclusively using their computer.
Usually collaborates with people on Reddit/4chan or other forums.
Usually collaborates with people on Reddit/4chan or other forums.
Young Timmy is too into finding the identity of a cat murderer he found online by finding the IP address of the site the murderer set up and posting it on 4chan. He is an Armchair Sleuth.
by spr_shb September 16, 2021
A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
A close relative to the FIGJAM stereotype (“F***, I’m good. Just ask me.”) but this slouch of a human is a recluse, often with potato chip crumbs sprinkled on his pudgy belly. The Armchair Guru won’t choose to dominate conversation by interrupting or speaking over others, instead he will both glorify the profundity of his experiences whilst simultaneously actively discrediting anyone else who he recognizes as a threat to his intellectual cachet in the hierarchical order.
His professed knowledge rests solely on anecdotal evidence with a paltry stockpile of half-finished trinkets that are mounted as a stately exhibit of “Yeah, As you can see it’s pretty impressive but it’s nowhere near as epic as the collection I put together at my last place.”
The Armchair Guru is a toddler with tall tales that are now taken on their word because he has grown a beard.
His professed knowledge rests solely on anecdotal evidence with a paltry stockpile of half-finished trinkets that are mounted as a stately exhibit of “Yeah, As you can see it’s pretty impressive but it’s nowhere near as epic as the collection I put together at my last place.”
The Armchair Guru is a toddler with tall tales that are now taken on their word because he has grown a beard.
I went to Dave’s place to collect the 300 bucks he owes me and this armchair guru reframed the situation into a lecture about how I was acting in my own self interest when I decided to lend him the money. It was made all the more insulting as I could see the bowl of green that he was choofing down was well in excess of what he owed me. So not only did I not get a cent off him, I had to listen to his “Sheeple” this and “Government” that, for like two hours before I realized I was wasting my time by being there.
by FredFredricks January 06, 2025