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Fort Ancient Rotisserie

Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.

Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night
by Fort Ancient Lion June 8, 2010
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the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow
"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"
by delete no danna September 21, 2009
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Most Ancient Dream

From Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint
The god who resides beyond the final wall and is responsible for plotter's 1863 regressions.
by Father of rich night May 31, 2022
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Umw'ancient

Is a Rwandan slang mostly used in highschools meaning someone who acts like he/she is on the top of everyone
Nge ntacyo mba mvugana n' umw'ancient
by hirvin_loic September 4, 2023
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Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

The feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite sex is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. Comes from a Russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird.
Raise the Ancient Golden Cage, Jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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The Ancient One

He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.

He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.
by Worshipper of Mester December 2, 2016
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