Amish Siren

1.Swinging a cat.

2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.

3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.
An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.
by Mr BadWrench April 01, 2010
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The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.
"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"
by Grandma's Dumper August 04, 2006
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Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.
“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”
by Bring’em Young February 08, 2019
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amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.
"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."
by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023
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Amish windmill

When someone shits into a box fan.
Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.
by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019
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Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.
I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.
by Skurj September 05, 2017
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Going Amish

1. Shaving the mustache from a full beard.

2. A beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.

3. Having facial hair that stereoscopically is associated with Amish people.
Why did Dan shave off his mustache? He looks... Amish.

He said he was going Amish, didn't you hear?
by the associate March 17, 2011
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