Amish nigger

a nigga who's too scared to beat you up, and too depressed to fuck your mother

Look at that amish nigger running away from that chihuahua

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

The Amish Churner

When a man puts half&half and butter into a woman's vagina or anus and repetitively inserts his penis in the vagina or anus in a churning fashion.

"Sarah wanted to try somethin' kinky so I gave her The Amish Churner"

by Grandma's Dumper September 10, 2008

Going Amish

1. Shaving the mustache from a full beard.

2. A beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.

3. Having facial hair that stereoscopically is associated with Amish people.

Why did Dan shave off his mustache? He looks... Amish.

He said he was going Amish, didn't you hear?

by the associate April 3, 2011

amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

Amish scarf

An occurrence during an Amish act of love making where both a man’s facial hair and the woman’s pubic hair are fully grown and intertwined.

“Dude, I finally got an Amish Scarf after no shave november. It was so fucking cozy!”

“Hey I think she’s the one.”
“Oh, what do you mean?”
“This morning was so perfect, I woke up in an Amish Scarf.”

by Bring’em Young February 7, 2019

Amish windmill

When someone shits into a box fan.

Everyone got tired of playing twister so they broke out the amish windmill.

by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017