alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.

"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"

by Peter Burke July 11, 2015

Alaskan Sawmill

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.

John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.

by Alaskan Lumberjack October 25, 2018

Alaskan interchange

Like an Alaskan pipeline using a rubber glove.

I made an Alaskan interchange and my shit split 5 ways

by the san diegan August 1, 2018

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan warhead

A frostbitten penis.

The mexican went to Russia and got a Alaskan warhead.

by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017

alaskan mudflap

The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.

Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.

Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole

by Rise and grind it's anal time May 18, 2017