When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 01, 2022
by the san diegan August 02, 2018
When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
by Gabby k March 10, 2015
After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 04, 2022
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
A frostbitten penis.
by rainbow shithead May 06, 2019
Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"
by Peter Burke June 30, 2015