ADHD

Away for parents to hide their kids being little fuckers

Sam isn't bad behaved he just has ADHD

by YoureMessedUp August 28, 2017

ADHD

Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
or
Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.

College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.

by yummyyerem June 4, 2016

ADHDecaf

The person who can climb out of bed really early and go to sleep really late an still be more energized than everyone else because they have ADHD.

Frank: It's such a good day today!

George: It's Six in the morning. How are you not tired?

Frank: I drink ADHDecaf to stay awake. I don't need coffee!

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

Adhton

He is a really nice person, is very kind and sweet but will defend you whenever you need him to. He thinks as himself as fugly but he has the best personality Ever! Anyone would be lucky to be friends with him. He makes a great best friend and would make one of the best boyfriends.
He really is such an amazing person with a great personality and a great sense of humour. If you get hold of an Adhton don’t let him go, he is one of the most kind, caring, funny, amazing people you will ever meet!

Person: Oh wow that boy just came over to me and got my bag back to me after them d!ckheads took it.

Person2: Oh wow! He must be an adhton

by Brychen December 18, 2017

adhdprick

Embarrassment to anyone who has ADHD usually steals milk chocolate

Oh my god over there is an adhdprICK he stole my milm chocolate buttons

by peekos May 8, 2018

ADHD

McCool. Usually does not like washing his hands

McCool: Hey my name is McCool and I don't like washing my hands

Doctor: He must have ADHD

by Black theking June 7, 2018

ADHD - A Drinking Game

ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.

Wanna get fucked up? Yeah let's play ADHD - A Drinking Game

by ADHD Master May 31, 2018