accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

accidental hoe

Someone who pulls bare ppl but doesn't mean to

eshokh is an accidental hoe

by carrot 123 June 12, 2018

Accidental Friday

when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.

You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.

by Honey Bee123 July 23, 2010

Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.

by Brainass June 7, 2021