by tht! tne April 21, 2005
An amnesic bald washing machine salesman from Leicester with a predilection for Romanian male sex workers and cocaine.
Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .
Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
Keith prefers to discuss paid-for sex using the term 'redecorating my flat' .
Any official investigation into the washing machine salesman is hampered by his repeatedly failing to answer direct questions, giving incomplete answers and non-cooperation despite his background in providing oversight of important elements of the criminal justice system, including the police and the criminal law.
'I've got a big job on tonight; got to redecorate Keith Vaz's flat'
'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'
'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
'Can't stop mate, got to deliver this snow to Mr Vaz. He's having another suds party at his flat'
'Buna ziua- boonuh zeewah Mr Vaz, do you need Marius, Florin and Dragos to come an dredecorate your flat again this week?'
by Cthulhu's little brother October 28, 2019
Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
by Artijoke March 30, 2023
Keith, a girl with strong emotions.
Someone who is there for you through everything. She's usually enclosing her feelings, until you get to know her, she's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. Her laugh and her smile could brighten your day. She can warm your heart up with her words. If it come to her significant other she treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. She's very opinionated and open. She worries alot and does everything she can to make sure you're okay. She's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith (girl) never let her go. She is far too priceless..
Someone who is there for you through everything. She's usually enclosing her feelings, until you get to know her, she's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. Her laugh and her smile could brighten your day. She can warm your heart up with her words. If it come to her significant other she treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. She's very opinionated and open. She worries alot and does everything she can to make sure you're okay. She's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith (girl) never let her go. She is far too priceless..
by cskai June 09, 2021
by imma miss you December 18, 2019
A sneaker youtuber that helps people cop hyped releases whether they're going manual or using a bot to cook the release. He owns a cook group called Endurance which has many tools for members to use for free and is one of the best cook groups on Discord for reselling.
Cleamsey: Did you watch Keith Adam new video?
Ps is a cool person: Which one?
Cleamsey: Sneakers To Resell
Ps is a cool person: Yes
Lil Juan: Yeah
GiraffeKing: Yeah
Able: Yeah
Tombo: Yes
Ps is a cool person: Which one?
Cleamsey: Sneakers To Resell
Ps is a cool person: Yes
Lil Juan: Yeah
GiraffeKing: Yeah
Able: Yeah
Tombo: Yes
by Poos1235 September 22, 2020
by seawvsh May 18, 2020