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Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
by MightyDM August 7, 2020
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Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
by Coxy January 12, 2005
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1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512

the numbers you get when you multiply 1 by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2... etc. the next numbers are 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...

yeah, i have no life.
someone: 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512...
other someone: bro what r u doing?
first someone: 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...
second someone: wtf
by 1 word and thats it June 17, 2021
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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022
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pull a nintendo 64

usually used on tiktok by depressed kids who listen to alex G. its basically where you OD/kys and give a trusted friend or sibiling a game console.
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64 years old

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Siemens ACS-64

The Siemens ACS-64 which stands for (Amtrak Cities Sprinter, 64 indicates it makes 6400 KWh) is an electric locomotive that used by Amtrak and septa, they replaced the AEM-7 and the very unreliable HHP-8 locomotives, They are known to have a weird sound when accelerating.
Veronica what’s that light comming from there
Maxima: that’s an Amtrak Siemens ACS-64 keystone comming from Lancaster to NYC with consists of amfleets and the Budd ex-Metroliner cab car 😐
by EMD F59PHI July 15, 2024
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