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1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 9, 2010
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Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
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T-1000

A shit, particularly one which is runny in nature.
I'm just going for a T-1000
by Terminaytor August 16, 2019
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1000 star

the sweats of bedwars

you see a 1000 star you will get bombed my there sweaty carpel tunnel hands
1000 star: anyone want to play bedwars?

50 star player: you need a life man
by This acc is for spammm November 2, 2020
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1000s

The 1000s time period may refer to:

The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).

The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).

The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
The 1000s
by timebombing December 31, 2023
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lose#1000

lose#1000 is tl#0001, who wanted to get away from being called TIMELINE by nick#9828 and tune#2019 (TUUUUUUUNE). lose#1000 is a really nice guy, who is also better than vexi#1234.
wow! lose#1000 is really cool, almost as cool as tl#0001
by tl0001 December 7, 2022
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