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1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 9, 2010
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Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
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T-1000

A shit, particularly one which is runny in nature.
I'm just going for a T-1000
by Terminaytor August 16, 2019
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1000 star

the sweats of bedwars

you see a 1000 star you will get bombed my there sweaty carpel tunnel hands
1000 star: anyone want to play bedwars?

50 star player: you need a life man
by This acc is for spammm November 2, 2020
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infinity times 1000

kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH
by notnataliedefnother February 17, 2021
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Die 1000 deaths

You are someone who reads the unwanteds, and is a fucking book worm
by THE TRUTH MF April 12, 2021
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