A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
by Clippy August 30, 2003
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Studio Exec: So, what do you think about Godzilla?
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
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by Yo mama! January 16, 2005
Get the Harry Potter mug.when you wake up in the morning after a midnight showing of Harry Potter with one or more of the following symptoms:
throbbing headache, intense excitement, need to talk to everyone about the movie, post-potter depression, and sore muscles from standing/sitting/lying down in line
and of course extreme sleepiness
throbbing headache, intense excitement, need to talk to everyone about the movie, post-potter depression, and sore muscles from standing/sitting/lying down in line
and of course extreme sleepiness
Man, I don't know if I'll be able to go to school today, I have a Harry Potter Hang over.
Rachelle is falling asleep on her desk, yet she has a huge grin on her face and is trying to talk to me about the movie, yet Bria who hasn't yet seen the movie is telling her to be quiet. She must have a Harry Potter hang over.
Rachelle is falling asleep on her desk, yet she has a huge grin on her face and is trying to talk to me about the movie, yet Bria who hasn't yet seen the movie is telling her to be quiet. She must have a Harry Potter hang over.
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The fifth and latest Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix, sold over 5 million copies the day it came out.
by Lene June 24, 2004
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