Description of the odd tingling sensation that originates in the pants, spreading to the brain causing a confusion when fat chicks reveal themselves to oneself.
Fat Chick: Hey, class was fun today! You want to come over and help me with something? ;)
Alan: Ya, that would be awesome! You know you make me all confuzzled when you talk like that! 8===>
Alan: Ya, that would be awesome! You know you make me all confuzzled when you talk like that! 8===>
by MercuryIce02 January 13, 2007
Get the Confuzzledmug. by Katy and Louise April 21, 2006
Get the confuzzledmug. 
by Kittykat365 March 11, 2015
Get the Confuzzledmug. When you are just too confused for words and your mind starts to act puzzled. It's a mixture of the two definitions of confused and puzzled. Sometimes accidentally said when the speaker wants to state that he/she has a mind fuck.
"I'm just so confuzzled right now."
"You look confuzzled."
"I am so confuzzled as to why Beyonce named her first born child Blue Ivy."
"You look confuzzled."
"I am so confuzzled as to why Beyonce named her first born child Blue Ivy."
by Hipster Chick October 30, 2012
Get the Confuzzledmug. To comepletely and uterly know zip about what is happening, in which making the victim succeptable to torment afterward.
H:I love animals. I'd like to be a Panther.
Z:Tell me a story about one!
H: OK? Umm, A Panther was walking in the forest.
Z:How old is it?
H:uh young
Z:Oh, is it night or day?
H:Night.
Z: whats it doing?
H:Nothing
Z: Why?
H: because it wants to.
Z: Oh. How bout now?
H:It's running.
Z:After what?
H:A rabbit. It just caught it and has it in it's mouth.
Z: You're the panther right?
H: Sure yeah. So i Bit down on the Rabbit-
Z:You bit down on a rabbit!?
H: yeah, wait no!
Z:Thats horrible!
H: Thats not fair, now i'm confuzzled!
Z:Tell me a story about one!
H: OK? Umm, A Panther was walking in the forest.
Z:How old is it?
H:uh young
Z:Oh, is it night or day?
H:Night.
Z: whats it doing?
H:Nothing
Z: Why?
H: because it wants to.
Z: Oh. How bout now?
H:It's running.
Z:After what?
H:A rabbit. It just caught it and has it in it's mouth.
Z: You're the panther right?
H: Sure yeah. So i Bit down on the Rabbit-
Z:You bit down on a rabbit!?
H: yeah, wait no!
Z:Thats horrible!
H: Thats not fair, now i'm confuzzled!
by Xildra February 18, 2009
Get the Confuzzledmug. A combination of the words Confused and Puzzled. When you cant decide if you are puzzled or confused.
by angel61 February 7, 2010
Get the CONFUZZLEDmug.