Dead

U breathn’t

If u are dead, Logan Paul will find ur body and make a video laughing at u! Sounds like fun!

by Abdufirneklseptidjsken March 24, 2020

dead

something or someone that isnt alive any more but if you uhhh nevermind

Beavis:damnit bunghole if you dont shut up ill kill you
Butthead:beavis that thing is already dead
BEavis:oh yeah

by John Fru June 12, 2004

Dead

1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.

He's dead

by Josh Nalsbeem August 20, 2017

not dead

Something that is alive

Kid 1: Is he alive ?
Kid 2: Don't worry he is not dead.

by Pasta La Vista January 12, 2019

Deaded

Referring to someone being robbed of something; usually an object.

Friend A: Can I see your pencil?
Friend B: No, I'm using it.
Friend A snatches pencil from Friend B
Friend C: Ha! You just got deaded for your pencil!

by Teddii Bear January 16, 2009

dead

A verb meaning to act in an angry, hateful, resentful and/or uptight way.

Can also be used when the speaker perceives the individual to be acting this way.

Forms are: dead, dead·ing

***Note that this is THE VERY WORD that founded 'The Joke'.

Mr. Burgio: GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE QUIET DOWN I'M TRYING TO TEACH HERE. IF YOU WANT TO TALK I WILL SEND YOU DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

Phil: Jesus, don't dead.

by JoyBoy November 13, 2012

Deadness

Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!

Deadness

Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.

by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017