Net baby

1. Name given to those born post internet

2.young kids who use computers

net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.

aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby

by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 19, 2011

Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.

The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

Net-talk

Net-talk is used to explain people being cheeky or loud over messages.

Low the net-talk

by Sonctheredhog June 22, 2018

Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.

"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"

by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

thirst net

A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.

Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”

by AmazonM May 6, 2018

flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014