Black Man GIF

black man gif
what do say more about the greatest creation ever

Hey Jon, what is black man gif?
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Thanks, Jon

by mimu_is_cool December 13, 2019

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Man

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

by LillithLilly November 6, 2023

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Man-nipples

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

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Man Up

Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then MAN UP! Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

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