I love my boyfriend! :3

Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.
I love my boyfriend! :3
What's so great about him?
Everything!
by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023
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I love you more than mostest

When you love someone more than they love you, even after they said they love you the ‘mostest’.
In most cases ‘mostest’ can’t be beaten, but this word becomes the exception.

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Joel: Love you
Christie: Love you more
Joel: Love you most
Christie: Love you more than most
Joel: Love you mostest

Christie: I love you more than mostest

and furthermore can prove this, as now it’s listed in the dictionary 😝
by Iridescent1 September 28, 2023
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Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2024
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I cant go

It means that somethings not going to happen to you.
"She beat him up and he did nothing"

Me: "Oh hell nah I cant go."
by SKundo September 16, 2019
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I swill

A contraction for "I swear I will"

Popularized in Fairfield CT by Andreina of the Muscle Sisters
I'll make the coffee rolls for breakfast tomorrow.

Do you promise?

I swill.
by The Editor in Chief September 05, 2022
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