The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.

Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"

by After8ight November 10, 2022

Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.

“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”

by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022

sexy old man

Sophies english teachers

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man

by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022

Sexy Man Watch

A black square watch. Digital and vintage. Very attractive.

A masc man or woman wearing a sexy man watch is irresistible to any woman or gay man

by Bad Wolf&The Cock Sluts November 10, 2022

Bella Steal Yo Man

it means this person "Bella steal yo man" will steal your man if you mess with her lol

Bella stole yo man in the morning bc she's Bella Steal Yo Man hehehehe

by ysapizzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 11, 2022

Orval the Bread man

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van

Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?

by Caleb004 November 13, 2022

Man,

1. A term used at the beginning of a sentence that usually holds important, depressing information
2. A word used to convey depression or disappointment

1. “Man, my dog just got ran over.” - John
2. John found out his dog just got ran over, “Man,.”

by DrankFrank November 14, 2022