jesus jumped up christ

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?
by WordFreak August 20, 2007
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Jump up my ass

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!
by the dame duck May 15, 2009
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jab up your butt

Say quickly so as to be reminiscent of "Jabba The Hutt". A Proctologist.
Since I am over 40, I have to see "Jab up your butt" every 5 years.
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Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.
I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)
by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008
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don't get beat up

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up
Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"
by Shorty723 December 4, 2015
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D.C. Al Fuck Up

Noun: 1. A musical error made while performing.
Origin: D.C. stands for De Capo, which translates to "From Head," in which "head" refers to the beginning of the song. D.C. al coda and D.C. al fine are musical terms where you return the beginning of the song and continue playing until either the coda a marker or the end of the song the fine. A DC al fuck up is when you fuck up your performance.
Usage: This term is best used to make note of your own error while creating the illusion that you know what you're doing.
Man, I didn't miss a note till that D.C. Al Fuck Up.
by MK April 25, 2005
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