by coolvan2005 April 19, 2021

the name of a teacher, generally teaches APCSA. Thinks they are good, but is DOGSHIT. Can't code for shit and tells people what to do. But it is all sood since she has a FAT ASS!!!
Van Slyke: How did you do on the AP exam, my average score is a 4
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
Random white kid who can't code for shit and was in her class and never passed a single test(Ethan): STFU you FAT bitch, it is probably a one.
Van Slyke: Maybe, but I can still make a constructor
by chink447 July 30, 2019

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".
"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019

A person who's really confident , loves to go out and have a good time. A very hot male that flirts a lot and is very good looking. Very strong and smart. Has the best personality, very funny, and a great sense of humor. Lovable and good looking male. That would do anything for the ones he loves and he has a big sense of pride that makes him into a great man.
by Aria_Sun November 22, 2021

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024

A girl who is suprisingly difficult to describe with a few words. She is always caring, always loving and incredibly kind hearted. She is so beautiful that no word known to man can even start to encapture the degree to which she is perfect. She is known for her ability to drop jaws and make hearts skip a beat.
When I see Christi van Lill my mind struggles to realise that I am in fact awake and not only dreaming, one day I hope to make her part of my reality!
by ekDinkPartykeer September 11, 2014

Fricken awesome last name man! Good on ya. What a beast you are. WHEN YOU MEET A VAN EEKELEN TELL THEM THAT YOU THINK THEY ARE IDIAN. They will love you and obsess over you until you kill them.
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have fun with your VAN EEKELENS
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have fun with your VAN EEKELENS
"Oh look! Her last name is VAN EEKELEN. She must be dutch!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say she is dutch. You must say she is INDIAN. Then she will love you and like you and will kill you if you leave her. haahahahahahahahahah"
by bahkawaa November 10, 2020
