salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.

"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."

by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024

Salty

How Jake Paul felt when he was roasted by Logan Paul.

I think you kinda salty cos I'm the favourite son.

by The boy that is a boy March 18, 2018

salty

Salty

- Pissed off
- Mad

Usually, if the names Owen and roden at the end you're going to get the definition of salt
69% of the time.

"oi blud, you're salty aren't you wagwan!"

by Jeffydickballs August 14, 2017

Salty

When someone get upset over the tiniest things

Guy 1- She got so salty when she didn’t win on kahoot.

by Madkahootloser November 22, 2019

Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018