matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 December 31, 2020

Matt

Matt’s are usually shy, but once you get to know him, he will turn your would up-side down. He always loves to have fun, but also has his own boundaries. He has two sides. There is his funny and goofy side and his serious side. Matt’s serious side is always his most disliked side. But everyone likes his fun side. You always want a Matt as a friend. He is most likely a Leo or Scorpio. And in a friend group, he is the one with great advice. He will always be loyal to his friends and family. You should always have a Matt by your side.

Matt is my best friend! He is always so great to me!

by Hufflepuff Boy January 1, 2021

matt hooper

The marine biologist guy in jaws who is very cute too

Person: matt hooper from jaws lol

Another person: holy shit matt fucking hooper

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from

Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous

by Beedu13 December 15, 2024

Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019