by Fat Tyler Evans November 3, 2022

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.
by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
