by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

by RusPix May 31, 2018

My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019

Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night
Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"
by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024

Heyyy! Why did you search "Stranger things?"
A: Because I love stranger things
B: I hate Stranger things
C: Idk randomly.
(Now go read the letter you picked)
A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.
B: I never wanna speak to you again.
C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!
A: Because I love stranger things
B: I hate Stranger things
C: Idk randomly.
(Now go read the letter you picked)
A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.
B: I never wanna speak to you again.
C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!
by Stella*ੈ✩‧₊˚ January 13, 2025
