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zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.
The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.
by mlhiss June 26, 2020
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Bin Zombies

A sub-species of student that empties their recycling bin at night in a group of 4 or more, wearing pyjamas and groaning like normal zombies.
Friend: "What's that noise?"
Me: "Oh, its just the bin zombies"
by Fidget84 November 16, 2010
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zombie

A word meaning the undead and the only word NOT used to describe the walking dead.
by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015
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fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.
dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012
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Zombie

Undead creatures that only moan and eat, just like Americans
by TEric1989 October 21, 2020
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Zombie

A person who is dead asleep and will wake up looking like trash.
She is a zombie with her face looking like that.
by Zuzubts May 15, 2018
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Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
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